A Brazilian energy drink company has invented perpetual energy

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12/07/2017 at 16:10 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Textured Soy Protein
12/07/2017 at 16:14

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That’s how Elon’s getting our asses to Mars.


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12/07/2017 at 16:17

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According to multiple Star Trek series, using living creatures as your spaceship’s power source is bad.


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12/07/2017 at 16:49

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This is hysterical. I was not aware this paradox existed. Now all you have to do is put the cat in an airtight box to get the buttered Schrödinger’s cat paradox.